The Philosophical Discussion

There I was, trying to carry on a philosophical discussion with the Beagle.

She didn't even have the decency to raise her head. Think I even heard a snore...

The sons puppy, well he sat and intently listened while cocking his head from side to side.

But when I asked what he thought. He just peed on the floor. Guess I know how he feels now!

I dried it up best I could, growled at him, and showed him the door!

While outside with the pup, I tried talking to a bird at the feeder.

I didn't get in to 30 seconds of the philosophical discussion and he got bored and flew away...

I went and visited the cows. Now they listened but I think they paid more attention to the hay.

After a while, one did say “moo” and flung his head around.

Now I don't quite have cow language figured out, but I think he was saying, your disturbing my lunch break. He did go right back to munchin the hay...

On the way back in I tried my discussion with a snow flake, Yup, it melted away...

Tell me, what's a guy to do with no one to hold hands and talk life with...

My guess, just keep on smiling : )

Someone will come around, and that smile will warm their heart...

Tales of a lonely ole guy with a sense of humor...