There
is this old tread mill I bought when my son was playing football
during his junior high school years. His intentions were to use it to
keep in top shape during bad weather and the off season.
I
ended up using it more than he did until my hip and lower back got
worse and walking to much became more pain and agony than it was
worth. If I'm going to suffer I would rather it be from long walks or
hikes through the woods.
Somehow
walking while looking at walls or staring out windows just does
nothing but bore the living crap outta me...
I
was sitting here on another wonderful rainy day ( can't take much
more of this rain...) and decided to go to the kitchen for another
cup of lifes go juice. Coffee!!! Have I mentioned lately I love
coffee???
As I
passed by the treadmill which now does nothing but collect dust, give
spiders a place to build incredible webs and stub my toes... I had a
thought!
After
many years of living and every day doing many of the same boring
routine things I am soooooooooooooo bored with taking showers. I will
not take a bath! It's just redistributing the dirt around and
equalizing it on my skin...
And
I have very complete memories of the days when dad would get a bath,
then mom then me and finally my brother. Being green? No conserving
water and not wasting by all using the same filthy water! But that's
just the way it was in those days. And some wish for the good old
days???
Anyway
back to that thought. Showers have gotten to be really boring. So as
I looked at that monster residing on my sun porch I began to dream.
Car
wash!
Maybe
I could figure a way to place that darned thing in the basement. Rig
up big spinning brushes with soapy spray. A nice brush that would not
only scrub my back but would also massage it on the way through.
(Heaven) Complete with a final spray of clean rinse water.
I
could walk through the basement door, Peel of the grubby clothes and
toss them in the direction of the washing machine. Push a button to
activate everything. Step onto the treadmill and ride my way to
cleanliness. All in a mater of seconds!
Just
add a big fan or two on the other end as blow driers. Grab a towel
and wrap it tight and make my way up the steps.
Clothes
would be where they need to be, I'd be clean and wouldn't have a
chance to sit and dwell on the boredom of taking a shower. All in the
mater of seconds! Heck, that just might make getting a shower fun!
I
could add a coin slot just like a car wash and make some money from
my son... Oh yah... Never mind, he'd just borrow the quarters from
me...
But
I still like that idea of a automated me wash!
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